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Squirtle!

It used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a hoarse voice when it squirted water out of it's mouth. Now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the hoarse, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your dick, squirtle-like, shoots it's fire fighting fluid.
girl: Oh Baby, that feels so good, please don't shoot into me!
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.
by mr. squirter April 16, 2010
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squirtle-squirtle

A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."
"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"

"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!
by Omar Jones April 6, 2008
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Squirtleing

when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
by lil guillermo April 9, 2019
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Squirtle

When a male whips out his penis while screaming "squirtle i choose you" then he yells out "use bubble beam" at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his ejaculate, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces.
Person A:Did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!
by XenonNe May 8, 2013
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Squirtle Squad

1.The KEWLEST group of pokemon in the entire shows history. The squirtle squad appears around the time Ash Ketchum meets Squirtle. Squirtle is one of the original 150 pokemon. None of those later on bull shit editions. Squirtle's evolve forms are Wartortle then Blastoise.
1.Squirtle Squad was not defined then noted so on MLIA, here i am making it happen for the world! Your Welcome

2. I have the Squirtle Squad T-Shirt!! ... Your a FAG!
by GeezusJuice October 16, 2009
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Squirtle Squirt

"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."
by devindeannadretimrachaelbrooke January 14, 2015
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squircle

a square with round corners/ a circle with 4 sides
"my keyboard is shaped like a squircle"
by Geoffrey Erickson December 28, 2005
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