squishable

A giant, round, stuffed animal that is perfect for hugging.

I had a bad day, but I felt much better after I hugged my squishable.

by Cow Owner February 28, 2011

Squishy Pants

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

by HarnMonster January 28, 2010

Squip

Top secret can't even look it up on the Internet shit.

That plan must be squip.

by a random person who is a perso June 12, 2018

Squished ham

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

cold squish

noun - euphemism for necrophilia.

Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."

Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*

Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "

by Rev. Crunchy Black May 7, 2013

squip

1) In the book Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini, a "squip" is a tiny microcomputer that is ingested in pill form and travels to your brain, where it gives you instructions on how to be cool and/or popular. No such techonology yet exists (stuff somewhat similar in concept to this is being developed, though).
The squip is deactivated/destroyed by drinking Mountain Dew Code Red, the short-lived, highly caffenated Mountain Dew spinoff.

2)Originally, this idea was part of Ned Vizzini's largely sucessful (in some places, anyway), campaign to draw attention to his book, Be More Chill.
The campaign was based around the use of stickers that said "SQUIP? Google it.", which fans were encouraged to get for free off of his website and stick wherever they could.
As a result, many people did Google squip, and in the process stumble upon the book.

1) Some people really do wish they could have a squip.
2) "SQUIP? Google it."

by killerfiller February 24, 2006

Squipped

to slide into a situation silently and to everyone's surprise.

Ricky: I was fucking my girl Chloe when Max just squipped her way into the room.
Tony: I hate Max, she is such an entitled bitch!!!
Ricky: i know, i had to pull off a Ricky-Twister to cum because she wouldn't leave Chloe alone.

by Nerdmeister July 25, 2016