Squaffle

A squral and a waffle combined creating a squaffle.

Look at that amazing squaffle

by RawinbowsGoRawr December 1, 2010

Squfuffler

Someone who does stupid/idiotic things without realising.

Jerrys annoys me without seeing a problem, he's a Squfuffler

by DrPie27 June 15, 2018

Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025