Squished

When a jockey riding a horse in a horse race falls at a jump, or if the horse throws off the jockey mid-race.

I was at Cheltenham race course, and bet on Westward Fury as the odds were 6/1 - but he squished 4 jumps from the end.

by hgitntkmetkl April 4, 2018

Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008

Squished

When one is squished, one is hugged.

"Ah, you squished me!"

by The squished tomato February 24, 2005

stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012

Stupidhead

A person who is usually really stupid. Someone who makes mistakes and doesn't realize it. A person that is clumsy, stupid, or just plain weird. But you know, you can be a stupidhead and still be cool and fun. It just depends.

"Well, he broke up with you, and he also took pictures of himself naked. What a stupidhead."

by Brandage May 21, 2008

Squidwerd

When a female goes to the bar; gets sloppy, blackout drunk, passes out in the bathroom, gets carried home by girlfriends, passes out in a random strangers bed, embarks on pissing in that bed, wakes up in the wee hours of the morning, takes a shit, and wipes her ass with the cardboard toilet paper roll, then before leaving; she removes the pissed soaked sheets but does not wash them.

Squidwerd Barrel any given saturday night

by TheOperation20710' May 3, 2010

SQUISHED

a word for stoned, usually preceaded by totally and ended with man.

Man, I'm totally squished man!

by the beard September 18, 2006