Squeesh

A homosexual sex act, where the top (the one penetrating the bottom) busts a really large nut into the bottom (the one being penetrated by the top.) The bottom then leaves to take a shit, and comes back thirty minutes after they’re done without wiping. Not wiping is essential. They then get back into doggy position, and whilst the top pushes their asscheeks together, the bottom tries to fart. The strained release of gas amalgamates and congeals the semen, sweat, lube, and feces together to produce a really stinky, but potently flavorful goo.

“Damn bro, your squeesh is especially tasty today.” (noun form)

“Dude, remember when we would squeesh everytime we fucked? That was fucking gnarly...” (verb form)

by boartaro March 16, 2021

Squirsh

Squish and Squirt are two of my favorite words to say to all the moistenising people. So I combined them and made an even more moistenising word: Squirsh. Its the act of squishing something and squirting something at the same time.

This moistenising meal is so good, us people should squirsh it into my basement.
I like to squirsh things in my basement, why don't you supply man come join me and squirsh with me.

by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018

Squarsh

Squarsh means squishing in a overreacting amazing way

I don’t squish I squarsh

by Farting definitions September 4, 2021

squeesh

Greater form of 'squish': to crush, crunch, annihilate, smash, or otherwise cause a disgustingly GRUESOME DEATH, usually by a massive falling object.

Wow, that kid really got squeeshed in Final Destination 2.

by Arturo August 24, 2003

squeeshies

the little rolls of fat that stick out of the bottom of a (generally large) girl's bikini bottoms. Squeeshie spotting genrally takes place on the beach or by the pool - the girl generally has to be walking at the time to get the best view of said squeshies!

Jesus, check the squeeshies on that fat midden.

by Andone May 27, 2007

squirshey

Fusion between squirt and squishey.. also kind of sounds like Hershey. Basically a wet nasty crap that you feel coming on and you know it's going to sting like the bejeezus.

Yo Zen, I gotta bolt. I feel a squirshey coming on.

by Zenophobe November 17, 2005

Squeesh

To squeeze a squishy part of then body that can be squeezed without pain or discomfort.

Her whole body was squeeshable,but her cheeks were so chubby those are what you want to squeesh the most.

by pizzacutter24 December 19, 2016