Squeeged

When you cum inside a girl and as you're pulling out, you squeeze her pussy lips around your dick as to wipe off all seminal fluids. Conversely, the male can be SQUEEGED if he pulls out, and when he does she squeezes her own pussy lips together in order to hold it in and get pregnant.

Sarah: "Did you cum inside me? Do you need to take a shower?"
Cesar: "That's ok, I squeeged it all off"

Matt: "Did you cum inside of her? The pull and pray is always scary."
Norman: "I did pull out. But the bitch squeeged me bro! She's got me for 18 years!"

by jane_doh April 5, 2016

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

squeege

Urination; to go pee.

Man, I gotta take a squeege.

by Kev from NY October 14, 2005

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

squeege

(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."

by Scriptor Metamorphosis November 17, 2007

Squeedledorp

Verb used when there is no other word to describe what someone did. Usually associated with messing up.

I squeedledorp, you squeedledorp, he/she/it squeedledorps.

You just squeedledorped and fell off the chair!

by Lucas Annunziata November 30, 2005