Shoving the cardboard roll from toilet paper with a mouse or other small animal in it, up your anus allowing the animal to crawl around in your anus.
by Centerwarz July 13, 2011
Get the Russian Squeaker mug.When the vagina is not wet but the male still shoves his penis in there any way and goes till it starts squeaking and then he busts all kinds of nuts deep inside and then rips his penis out with great force.
by 127373 May 24, 2016
Get the tennessee squeaker mug.A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.
(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.
(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.
(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.
by CalvinandHobbes October 4, 2013
Get the Squeaker mug.A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.
What humpday? It's the squeakend!
by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010
Get the Squeakend mug.A fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.
A fart shared in private with one you love.
A fart shared in private with one you love.
Husband to Wife:
"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."
Wife to Husband:
"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"
"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."
Wife to Husband:
"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"
by vsugar August 16, 2009
Get the squeakret mug.little kids, usually 10 or younger, who play call of duty or halo 3 and think its a big deal that its rated M. They typically have high-pitched voices that make you want to harm yourself, and think they're awesome at every aspect of the game they play. Usually (often in the case of call of duty) if your whole team is made of game squeakers they all try to snipe and your team ends up loosing by 900 points or more.
So i was playing Halo 3 yesterday and these game squeakers all had full hayabusa armor on, wouldn't shut up, and accidentally sniped me six times.
by pissed off squeaker hater August 24, 2010
Get the game squeakers mug.A child on XBox Live approximately 7-12 yrs old, who has a vocal pitch which is not only annoying, but painful to all who have to endure it.
I hate it when Dave's little brother gets on his XBOX. That little fucker pisses me off. I'm not going to let Dave join our parties anymore if that squeaker signs on as him one more time.
by Lexicon-Nerd July 30, 2011
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