Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

by Kibosh January 8, 2008

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Squished Doughnut

When your having sex with a girl and she clenches her cheeks and she cums.Just like when you squeeze a jelly doughnut

Gf.Hey babe you want a squished doughnut.
BF.You know I do.

by Thelegend1111 January 7, 2021

stick squished

When a male had his penis squished in an origice that is tight.

Dude, Jimmy Nutwood is gettin stick squished by that nubile blonde.

by Jeff123Jeff October 6, 2018

squashed spider

When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.

"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."

by eebe skylark August 8, 2012

squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

by henery777 June 10, 2009

Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011