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Squatch

A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.
Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.
by Dextin July 31, 2011
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Squatch

Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better
Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.
by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016
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squatch-a-potamus

A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.
Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!
by Kailley July 11, 2007
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Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.
" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"
by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007
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Squatch noodlin

An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.
by Mel Hung June 7, 2016
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Squatchy

Squatchy, verb, "skwatchy". Also used Squatchin'.

A term of endearment for Sasquatch, Big foot or even a Yeti. Often used to represent the rebellious good side of our nature. To stand up for oneself and believe in all things magical including but not limited to space aliens, unicorns, dragons, and yes! Even oneself.

The term also has its big feet in forest bathing, forest conservation, ecology, habitat loss and how to help keep the Squatch safely survive under the cover of our forests.

Squatchin is also a verb that plays on Squatchy. This means I've gone to find myself in the forest and to hopefully come back illuminated and full of peace, love, and believing in oneself.
Stay Squatchy my friends!

Gone Squatchin'
by Zazzy January 25, 2023
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squatch

another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.
Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!
by OsirusR June 4, 2010
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