squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

by henery777 June 10, 2009

Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011

Squashed Nigga

A song written by S.mouse! (Chris Lilly)in the ABC tv show, 'Angry Boys'.

Squashed nigga, Squashed nigga, i feel like a, Squashed nigga

by W.Kert! August 1, 2011

squagel

a square bagel

person 1: DUDE!!! That bagel's square!!!
person 2: DUH! It's a SQUAGEL!!!

by ME!!! May 27, 2003

squadger

a person that is cute and squishable and that you want to cuddle all the time

you're such a squadger eve

by jobby99 May 13, 2018

squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy

Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion

by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019

Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”

by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020