Squart

The maneuver you make when you have to defecate at an inopportune time, but you also have to fart, so you have to release it tactfully.

"Max had to crap really badly during the meeting but they couldn't leave, and to make things worse, they had to carefully squart as quietly as they could."

by waawaweewaa June 15, 2021

squarted

When someone farts while squating.

Hey can you grab that for me? Oh you just squarted!

by Jmune April 16, 2017

Squart

A squat fart

While doing squats, I farted. "Stop squarting!"

by JMRB March 24, 2017

squarting

when you squat to pee and let out a fart

i was squatting to piss out in the woods and a accidently let a juicy one out i call it the squart or “squarting”

by pisslordlovertoes December 6, 2021

Squart

A low piched deep fart performed whilst one is squatting.

Ben was passed out on the floor so joe stood over him and squarted.

by Squart Boy June 13, 2016

Squart Diaper

A diaper for liftas who need to let it rip, A squart diaper is used to hold the wet mix between a fart and diarrhea

“I just filled my squart diaper” the lifter said, as he made his way to the front desk at planet shtness.

by AquiraHead October 2, 2025

Squart

A squirt-fart.

That was the loudest squart I have ever heard.

by 86Artsyz November 12, 2024