A pack of squares

A pack of cigarettes.

Victim: Is that my wallet in your pocket?
thief : Naw all I got in my pocket is a pack of squares, and some change

by hamster55 June 25, 2017

Towelling squares

Towelling squares or (towelling nappies) as they are also known by and referred to as, are diapers made out of soft and fluffy 100% cotton terry towelling. Towelling squares are standard diapers in the U.K., and are traditionally used with pins and rubber pants just as our cloth diapers are here in Canada and the United States.

Mrs Johnson gathered up all three corners of her daughters towelling squares by pulling them snug and tight. She then swiftly pushed a nappy pin through the overlapped layers right at the very top centre front, and finished up by pulling on a pair of rubber pants over top.

While walking through the alleyway, I spotted a sagging clothesline with towelling squares and rubber pants hung up drying on it.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 23, 2006

talking squares

When you see foreign text but your browser does not have that character/font encoding, so instead of seeing Chinese/Sanskrit/Russian characters, all you see are squares.

To best handle this situation, just type squares back from your side of the conversation/forum/etc.

a)I can't understand this guy I'm chatting with. He's just talking squares.

b)Our forum got invaded by talking squares. I think they're talking about us but I can't be sure.

c)Talking squares, my WPM is over 9000.

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

turtlastic squares

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.

Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.

Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.

by fusion1122 September 28, 2013

Room for Squares

John Mayer's debut album, with such hits as No Such Thing, and Your Body is a Wonderland.

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

Room for Squares

The best cd ever made. If you don't have it, buy it and listen to it over and over again.

Room For Squares is better than any of your sucky-ass Good Charlotte cds.

by Maggie November 20, 2003

Hollywood Squares

The fabled celebrity mortuary where careers go to get embalmed.

There are three paths of burnout for a celebrity: Revolving door rehab, paycheck roles in bad movies, and, if you lose all self-respect, Hollywood Squares.

by DancingKali April 10, 2011