Squinty fresh

The aftermath of smelling the aroma of something vile. It's so bad that it makes you squint your eyes in disgust.

Joe: Damn bro! What's that rank smell?

Mike: I don't know man, but that's.. wow, that's squinty fresh.

by AzzaCadabra June 10, 2010

squint eastwood

to be so high on dank that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood, spaghetti-western style squint (Originally coined by several pot-headed New Hampshire dudes.)

A: Dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. You are so squint eastwood right now.
B: No dude, you're squint eastwood.
A: No dude, you're squint eastwood

by squint eastwood October 10, 2008

squinto

(noun) - a person who is high on marijuana, causing they're eyes to be squinted almost shut.

Adrian wrecked after driving while squinto.

by Dr. Andre' April 28, 2009

Squint

A person who only ventures outside their room for compulsory activity or food. Generally wears green clothing and doesn't lift.

Hey Parker, check out that massive squint Waldon over there

by Academy Dictionary April 18, 2013

Squant

An unlucky person or event.

Joe "I got in a car accident today man"
Tom"Did they have insurance?"
Joe"No"
Tom "What a squant!"

Robert"So man, how was your date last night?"
Josh" Alright, except her glass eye fell out while I was banging her"
Robert"Squant!"

by madboxofrox November 29, 2013

Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 7, 2012

squinter

A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998

I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.

by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008