squaddie

a member off the british infantry hobbies inc drinking fighting dancing like a twat the love off slagging off civis refer to women as slags or spunk trumpets they call each other skiprat or lizardlips they enjoy doing a "jobbie" in random places every second word they say is followed by fuck or cunt there whole life is "army barmy" even when they are back on civi street everyday items are looked at like it could be a usefull weapon of some kind they use terms like kebab compass , disco shoes often seen reacting attack lanes on the they way home for a night out

i was well fucking pissed didnt know where i was fucking going found a cunting chippie and got myself a kebab compass got home in no time a example of how a squaddie will find his way back to camp

by smuggs4712 July 18, 2009

squiddy

Hawaiian slang for an attractive girl. Derived from men being the "sharks" hunting the "squids".

Example of Squiddy:

Ho brah, check 'um squiddies ova dea, go 'an geev 'um da bizness!

Translates to: "Hey bro, look at those hotties over there! Lets go talk to them!"

by Kaimanalo March 5, 2010

squady wash

a quick spray of lynx instead of a proper wash

you ready to go , al just have a quick squady wash

by bigjoe84 October 19, 2009

squadding

The hanging out of the Sunday Squad

Yo are we squadding today?

by Asdf5678 March 27, 2015

squadding

Doing something you haven't really got time for, usually before going out. Origins from comedy series 'Police Squad' where the teller completes his chores after being fatally shot.

Where the hell is Kelly? We've gotta go!
She's still in the bathroom squadding!

by kaisersoseh May 13, 2017

Squaddie Mattress

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.

A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017

Squiddy

Squids are hot and sexy. you'd be lucky to be with a squid. They are so good at everything. They are insane like Jarvis. I love squiddssssss

JOhn: Your such a squiddy.
JOSH; Y thank you

by squidlover6969 August 2, 2020