A groups of, usually American, God fearing women, who sport short, blonde, asymmetrical haircuts, travelling as the aforementioned Squabble, seeking to express their personal opinion and demands upon the world.
Example: a squabble of Karens, attending a coffee shop, without masks, demanding the\at they have ‘RIGHTS’.
Often this Squabble also carry phones using them to document their regular Squabbles, for posterity.
These Squabbles are a newly evolved activity, as the Karens have a perceived ‘safety in numbers’, attitude. Sadly, the squabble forgets that as there is always a ‘Head Karen’, who leads the Squabble, this Karen is usually the main antagonist.
Best course of action if encountered, is to poke absolute fun at the inept, brainless Squabble, recording all interactions, for self preservation, as the Head Karen is akin to requiring the Squabble to immediately fall in line and claim some perceived offence against any person who confronts them. This is often the ‘illegality’ of recording in public, the claim that they are ‘Americans’ and have rights.
The rare treat. A Squabble of Karens wearing their oversized, blowfly style glasses. This is another recently evolved behaviour. Scientists believe this is an attempt to make the eyes look bigger, whilst hiding the fact their eyes are usually tightly squeezed, as a response to the ear-splitting screech.
Example: a squabble of Karens, attending a coffee shop, without masks, demanding the\at they have ‘RIGHTS’.
Often this Squabble also carry phones using them to document their regular Squabbles, for posterity.
These Squabbles are a newly evolved activity, as the Karens have a perceived ‘safety in numbers’, attitude. Sadly, the squabble forgets that as there is always a ‘Head Karen’, who leads the Squabble, this Karen is usually the main antagonist.
Best course of action if encountered, is to poke absolute fun at the inept, brainless Squabble, recording all interactions, for self preservation, as the Head Karen is akin to requiring the Squabble to immediately fall in line and claim some perceived offence against any person who confronts them. This is often the ‘illegality’ of recording in public, the claim that they are ‘Americans’ and have rights.
The rare treat. A Squabble of Karens wearing their oversized, blowfly style glasses. This is another recently evolved behaviour. Scientists believe this is an attempt to make the eyes look bigger, whilst hiding the fact their eyes are usually tightly squeezed, as a response to the ear-splitting screech.
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When you get a telling off for something, before you have done, or even thought about doing what it is you are being told off about.
Mom - Dont even THINK about going to play soccer in those shoes!! If you get them dirty il have to wash them again and you'll probably trepse in bringing mud with you everywhere on my cream carpets!
Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.
Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.
Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome
Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.
Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.
Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome
by haroldzid August 23, 2010
Get the premature squabble syndrome mug.1) A phrase used when an unfortunate event occurs in one's life.
2) A person who is being an asshole.
2) A person who is being an asshole.
by Jessantha November 21, 2010
Get the Dick Squabble mug.When you shit in someone's mouth then proceed to throat fuck them. The noise they make sound like someone repeating saying the word squibbles
by Mankyfish3000 February 12, 2019
Get the Dirty Squibbles mug.When something is so irrelevant/petty to you that you decide to avoid speaking on it or paying it any mind. That “it” is usually the lame ass antics of an annoying clout chaser on the internet that ducks any real confrontation.
Bro! I heard he’s been sneak dissing mad crazy! You really gonna let homeboy slide? You need to deck that fool!
-nah man, If I do that I look like the bad guy again. Plus it’s just a squabble bro. Let’s be honest here that’s why he has to sneak diss. Think about it.
Yeah you kinda right. Fuck that though he hating.
-nah man, If I do that I look like the bad guy again. Plus it’s just a squabble bro. Let’s be honest here that’s why he has to sneak diss. Think about it.
Yeah you kinda right. Fuck that though he hating.
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