Splooge 'N' Snooze

Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.

Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.

Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy

by Dub Life October 20, 2009

ooze'n'snooze

To masturbate and then fall asleep

Person 1: Damn, it's getting late. I think I'm going to whack it and then pass out.
Person 2: Ah, you mean the ol' ooze'n'snooze.
Person 1: Why of course.

by Alex Wilson January 9, 2008

Sqwozen

Verb: -Past tense of squeeze, for use in the progressive past tense.

Would you like some freshly sqwozen orange juice?

by Craig Arant April 20, 2008

Jerk N Snooze

The act of masterbaition followed by immedite snooze, or slumber. Mostly done after intense workout or at bed time.

When Charlie got done rapping in zombies, he decided to Jerk N Snooze for a bit before going to the club.

by GangUVHoes February 27, 2011

Fox Snooze

Fox News Channel.

It's called Fox Snooze cuz their anchors are asleep at the wheel.

by Scalcar March 9, 2009

snooze control

The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.

Sorry I'm late guys, my snooze control lasted for 30 minutes this morning

by VHosey December 12, 2008

sqozen

when you squeeze somthing it becomes sqozen

if something is freezed it becomes frozen.. if something is squeezed it becomes sqozen

by Gareth2007 January 2, 2008