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Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.
When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.
by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020
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Shwangadoo

Another term for awesome, cool, uber sweet, totally legit, and just plain out sick nasty. Invented in 2010 in a coffee shop in rural Roanoke, Virginia, it is possibly the most effective word ever used. Not only is shwangadoo a cleverly usable adjective, it can be used in many situations.
Example: Dude, those new shoes you bought are so shwangadoo!

Did you watch that video about the guy who stabbed that kitten? I wish i was that shwangadoo...
by C Nastytoes November 30, 2010
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Scwanking

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking
Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.
by rantallen June 2, 2011
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Life span of a retard

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects
by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022
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Spanal

Dude I spanalled that chick so hard last night.
by The q-tip April 23, 2015
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Attention Span Ponzi Scheme

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.
Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.
by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009
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short attention span

when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings

someone is easily distracted
OMG dude what is wrong with you have such a short attention span.
by Idontknowcomputer November 22, 2013
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