Nutter Sputter

The process of taking a shit and giving oneself a hand job!

Had to hide the fact that I was giving myself a Nutter Sputter in a public restroom

by Distinctydapper April 23, 2021

sputter fuck

Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment

I’d sputter fuck you.

by Jkmellisa March 7, 2018

Sputter

Similar to a spotter in weight-lifting, a sputter is an individual whose job it is to monitor someone performing auto-erotic asphyxiation so that the act does not proceed to death.

If Michael Hutchens would've had a sputter, INXS could've been bigger than U2.

by Rock Wilder April 10, 2019

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

Bubbly Sputters

A bunch of cute little sputters, so cute...and adorable...and lovely...and soft...and sweet...and shy...and playful...and bubbly...

*bubbly sputters*
Xylitol Nova Cookie: Awwwwwwwwww~♡

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 March 8, 2024