Spurge

A slang name for someone with ass burgers

Yoo see that tez guy he’s a right spurge

by Lokiify June 27, 2018

Spurge

When you have the sporadic urge to do something wild...

Man... I got the spurge to go bang that pretty lil' thing over there..

by theboymarch April 17, 2008

Splurgum

The mess that results from performing the Alabama Hot Pocket, usually including semen, shit, corn, vaginal juices, and sometimes, yeast (If the Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket was performed).

Sean gave his girl a Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket. Afterwards, they were both covered in filthy splurgum.

by shaggy_merkin June 6, 2013

Spudgun

Someone who is 2 days into his college career and is caught slappin' his salami by his dorm roommate.

Joe was caught pulling a spudgun by his roommate.

How's it agoin Spudgun.

by 1859552 December 14, 2010

spurgt

When you don't give a fuck about something that has been said

person a: jeg bollede din mor i går (i fucked your mom last night)

Person b: spurgt (asked)

by loluser123roblox February 3, 2023

Post-Spurtum Depression

Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.

Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...

by Arakzinul January 11, 2010

spurgleboozers

When you take a dump in a girls hair and then smash her face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until you achieve orgasm

Janet and I performed spurgleboozers last night. It was so hot. That is until I found out about her disdain for Bea Arthur.

by markitzer0 August 11, 2009