Surgleyfonk

The feeling you get when you wake up with a hangover, including a headache, blurred vision and a furry tongue, and suddenly realise that you have a family lunch in half an hour.

Urgh, my head. Bleaugh, my tongue. Oh no, It's today!

by r.a.w. March 8, 2005

surgleyfonk

The hard little bits of fluff inside your sneakers.

I should vacuum my sneakers. These surgleyfonks always hurt my toes.

by r.a.w. March 8, 2005

Spurglar

A woman who steals sperm to "accidentally" fall pregnant. Sperm bandit.

Terry: How did Johno pull that smoking hot bird?

Justin: Mate she is getting on with age I suspect she is a spurglar.

by judmeister August 31, 2013

Spurgeon school foundation inc

Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place

The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc

by Jotaro Joestar March 4, 2021

slurgle

A word that means absolutely nothing. Use it as a response. Use it out of context. Use it however you’d like!!

Friend 1: Hey! Did you know that birds have feathers?
Friend 2:

slurgle

by lolbopxd November 14, 2022

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

shurgle

The audible gurgling noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is imminent.

We've gotta get out of here. I just shurgled and there's no way I'm gonna pinch a loaf at a party.

by chestnutfuton October 6, 2007