Spungis

A jobless foo who deals Iranian whores pretty cool man. He walks on all 4’s and says “buddy”

Hey you spungis are you a bungis

Spungis why did you quit your job

by Your DDA August 3, 2020

spunk gun

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action

you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?

by TCgossip August 4, 2007

Spunk Barge

A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.

Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!

by JGCL September 13, 2011

Spunkachino

When you bust during intercourse and keep thrusting making your spunk frothy like a cappuccino. Sometimes resulting in a goppy mess on your thigh or forearm

This Bitch left my spunkachino all over my junk like it was the thing to do.

by DumpstaRida September 25, 2009

spunk bunker

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

Spun out

Being spun out is a state of sleep deprived agitated delirium induced by binge administration of methampetamine, prescription ADHD medications, MDPV, synthetic cathinones or other powerful stimulant drugs which is characterized by paranoid behavior such as constantly looking out of windows or blinds, intense fear of being arrested by law enforcement, chronic masterbation and non-stop viewing of highly perverted pornographic material, obsessive cleaning and organizing, pointlessly disassembling and reassembling electronics and computers, hours of carpet surfing for potential pieces of dropped drugs on the floor, pointless-repetitive behaviors and ticks such as picking at one's skin, bizarre Parkinson's like movements, postures and stances that consist of trembling legs, arms and facial muscles, extreme violent and psychotic reactions, thinking that others are talking badly about you or are conspiring against you and jarbled fast paced mumbling when attempting to speak.

A crack head may portray some or all of these symptoms but do not be fooled, the crackhead is a much more vicious creature and thus are considered a category of their own separate from the tweaker species/variety. What's the difference between a tweaker and a crackhead? A tweaker will jack your shit and help you look for it, a crackhead will steal your shit and bounce.

Fred: Dude Rita is so spun out. She's been vacuuming her car for 4 hours .

by Demitrious Octavion September 6, 2016

spunk bag

A spunk bag is a condom. A bag to catch your spunk.

Tasha and Charlene would hang around the doggers car park picking up the used spunk bags and drinking what was in them.

by Big Baws May 2, 2006