cyber spud

Someone who spends the better part of their day in front of a computer screen. Usually spends this time idily surfing the 'Net, instant-messaging, forwarding messages, etc. (OK, it's the computer-geek version of a couch potato :P)

Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"

by The Mysterious Chicken August 24, 2004

Spud

A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.

Did you see Jack walk into that window? He's such a spud.

by boomftleah June 24, 2014

Spuddle

To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing

That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well

by The last guy June 14, 2021

spud up

A way to say hello or goodbye (Like safe or sound)

Spud up mate, see you tomorrow

by joe gilsenan May 11, 2008

Spuds33

the most epic gamer of all gamers ever

his mortal enemy is ninjaboy242424, who is the worst gamer ever

guy 1: did you hear? Spuds33 beat ninjaboy242424 in a gun game last night
guy 2: im not surprised bruv

by Spuds33 September 8, 2022

spud gun

A makeshift cannon for shooting potatoes, usually made from PVC pipe. The two major varieties are pneumatic guns, which rely on compressed air, and combustion guns, in which a flammable chemical such as hair spray is ignited.

Guy at the hardware store: "I love shooting spud guns, just be careful not to blow a hole through your liver".

by puffy October 20, 2004

yellow spud

Australian vernacular for a jaundiced baby

Mary pushed out a yellow spud.

by lalicious November 13, 2006