Spronder

A breed of cock blockers who prevent other guys from scoring chicks but also have absolutely no chance of scoring the chicks. So at the end of the day, it's a lose-lose situation and the chicks get so nervous that they can't even enjoy each other and call a cab!

Hot Chick: "Who's this kid hitting on this Erica?"

Dude: "Oh, this is Eric...don't know who told him about this party..."

Hot Chick: "Yeah, you can obviously tell that she can't stand him..."

Dude: "Yeah...I know...he's such a spronder..."

by Jonny5593 November 11, 2009

spooners

people who make up the spoonkid fanbase

"whats up spooners?" -spoonkid

by Deljanney Jorbello May 17, 2021

A Kayden Spooner

Kayden Spooner references to someone who is a male who loves spooning other males, usually their partner or *special* friend/crush. They usually get really embarrassed when you bring it up and sometimes turns defensive and flustered.

*your at a sleepover and your two male friends are spooning*
"oh guys, your such A Kayden Spooner!"

by Imverysmart:) September 10, 2023

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

spooner

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.

Katie is such a spooner.

by Kituhn December 14, 2008

spooner

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004