sprots

The proper term for athletic events, for people who hate athletic events.

Ugh what sprots are happening today?

by whoneedspants June 13, 2013

Sproglodyte

A child so terrible that it must have been raised in the underworld

a cross between sprog and troglodyte

that Sproglodyte you call a son has dressed my cat in a Barbie costume!

by Skerries December 9, 2008

sprognosis

the prediction of how ones life will be after one pops a sprog

preggo person: "What's the sprognosis, doctor?"

doctor: "There is a 100% risk you will hate your life 10 times more than you already do once you pop that sprog"

by lland July 20, 2010

drop the sprog

To give birth.

"Wens yer missus due ta drop the sprog?"

by Gezzabel January 29, 2004

dylan sprouse

cute blonde kid who has a twin brother named cole sprouse

hasn't acted in 6 years but is making a comeback

person 1: hey did u hear that new movie with dylan sprouse

person 2: i haven't heard of that dude in years

by hdriverdale August 1, 2017

Cole Sprouse

cole sprouse is a sexy man or figure that takes your breath when away.

Today i saw a cole sprouse and was in total Awe

by markdelly November 26, 2018

sproglet

Derivative of sprog. Term for child often used in a derogatory context.

The place was absolutely swarming with sproglets, I swear, last time I go to the feckin bowling alley during half-term.

by 2B June 5, 2005