sprinkled

The act of chucking rainbow sprinkles at a bitch's face after ejaculating on it, making it appear like a cupcake or a similarly decorated treat.

Man 1: I sprinkled a bitch last night
Man 2: Fuck yeah! I love cupcakes!

by Websters Dictionary 11th Ed. March 27, 2009

speiched

To fuck up ones life and the lives of everyone around you. Usually involves loss of money, loss of social status, shame to yourself and shame to your family.

origin of the word: when personnel at a certain base in Iraq decide to put all morals aside and have sex with anyone and everyone, totally disregarding current family status in the states. once the person gets caught they get fucked by the regulations or "speiched" by the regulations.

Sean:"That married chick just got the train run on her by two fire fighters, that bitch is about to get speiched."

Brittany: "He kissed me cause I was sad, I didnt know he was married, one thing led to another, and I had my first anal."

Colin: "Whatever whore you are both about to get speiched."

by boo-thang April 10, 2010

Sprinkled

When you cum on a girl's face then throw rainbow sprinkles at her afterward

I sprinkled her better than Dairy Queen

by get2it March 5, 2015

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

Splinched

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

sprinkled supcakes

term used to described any unusual or awkward attempt at "jazzing up" the traditional sup greeting. Not to be confused with sprinkled cupcakes.

Guy #1: Suptown?
Guy #2: Dude, no sprinkled supcakes please.

by addipantssssssassasasa January 1, 2009

Sprincle

when a man ejaculates and mostly air comes out; usually regarded as very painful

You'd think it'd be the messiest when my load is massive, but when I sprincle I get cum everywhere

by nikkandchips August 2, 2020