A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.
Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.
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Verb - intransitive, to spraf, talk, chat without expectation of a reply.
Can be in the context of a personal conversation or when addressing an audience.
Scottish slang.
Verb - intransitive, to spraf, talk, chat without expectation of a reply.
Can be in the context of a personal conversation or when addressing an audience.
Scottish slang.
1. "What're you two going on about?"
"Dave was just havin' a spraf about Kelly he pure fancies her ken".
2. Regie was a pure spraf man, all about wearing your seatbelt, speed limits, went on for ages".
3. "What took you so long I've been choking on a fag"
"Stopped off at Tara's she had a spraf about this Italian she fancies, sorry darling here's your ciggies."
"Dave was just havin' a spraf about Kelly he pure fancies her ken".
2. Regie was a pure spraf man, all about wearing your seatbelt, speed limits, went on for ages".
3. "What took you so long I've been choking on a fag"
"Stopped off at Tara's she had a spraf about this Italian she fancies, sorry darling here's your ciggies."
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Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
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I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.
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