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Jane and her husband are upper middle class, on weekends she feeds him, his own spunk, using a very large and expensive silver spoon. This is called the Spoonk method.
Bob is single and lives with his Mother, after a bottle of JD he shouted from his gaming chair: Ma pass us the spoon out will ya.
Bob's Ma sighed; You better wash the bloody thing after, not like last time.
- You can even use the Spoonk method on yourself.. To avoid any accidents, clean it straight after.
Bob is single and lives with his Mother, after a bottle of JD he shouted from his gaming chair: Ma pass us the spoon out will ya.
Bob's Ma sighed; You better wash the bloody thing after, not like last time.
- You can even use the Spoonk method on yourself.. To avoid any accidents, clean it straight after.
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man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew
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