One who is considered by many to be a hip fellow. He is a total pimp, and is a spounk if and only if he is also humble about having attained 'pimp' status.
Man, that guy is a total spounk! He's always rollin' in dames, and on the weekends, he volunteers at the animal shelter!
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When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.
John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.
Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?
Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?
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Get the Spoinkers mug.Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.
I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn
by frankenspine April 9, 2009
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