Sploogie

A loogie composed of man-spackle, saliva, and occasionally some phlegm added for character.

Jenny gave me head, but instead of swallowing like a good bitch, she hawked a giant sploogie into the trash can next to the bed.

by defenestrated1123 May 4, 2006

Apologize

Its what you do when you fuck up.

K.R."I Apologize Dawn"

Derek-"Hey man, I fucked up i had sex with this girl the other night, what should I do about it?"
Kyle-"Apologize!"

by OnYm~X~KoRe December 24, 2008

Sploogie

Semen that seeps out of the head of the penis after ejaculation into ones underpants.

Damn, I have damp sploogie all inside my underwear!

by Hexaba November 16, 2004

Pologize

(V.) Something that is too late to be done.

She said she was sorry, but she was pologized.

by Grahame C. August 23, 2019

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

spooginer

noun (spoo-gin-er): a girl with the potential to get spooge inside of her. variant- spoogilicious

She's totally a spooginer. She's not really good looking, but I don't know why everyone, including myself still wants to tag that shit.

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

Sploogie

Spitting a lob of semen back at someone

Male friend: She hocked a sploogie at me and now it is in my hair.
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020