splotcher

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

by Roger C. July 14, 2006

SPLORCH

A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo

Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??

by IndianTroll December 5, 2016

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Slouched

To be very high; usually on downers or weed.

-Why are you laughing so much?

~Man, I'm slouched.

by Schlong Holster September 24, 2013

Splorch

Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.

You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.

by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 5, 2019

slouch neck

Women who are overcome trying to swallow to much penis in a sex act.

I see that cucumber Hit your tonsils and now you have slouch neck.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

splooch

the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.

The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.

by Anonymous November 7, 2002