sploser

Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.

That guy is such a sploser.

by MoonKnight December 4, 2002

splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.

Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*

by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019

Slostitore

Slut+Prostitute+Whore= Slostitore

Mike: Yo dawg you hittin' that?
Me: Fuck no, that bitch is a slostitore.

by A Heslip May 11, 2009

Splot

A mysterious creature that is renowned for being very sneaky and snakey!

Prime example is having a girlfriend and not telling anyone

Is it because I’m a splot

by Hallan surger August 17, 2018

sploitz

Exploits. Often used in a computer hacking/cracking context.

"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be sploitz." - Star Wars Episode III Trailer with L33t Subtitles.

by TeraByte June 9, 2005

Sploaters

Rims that are a cross between floaters and spinners. They must be at least 22". They consist of a rim with a floating liner and a spinner on top.

The whole rim is heavy, expensive, and complex, yet completes the package for any whip, scrayper, or donk.

"Check out the spoaters on that lifted donk! They must be 26"!"

"There are so many youtube videos of sploaters now."

"Niggas be hatin cus I gizzah put sploaters on ma whip. Fool I'm luggin' it now."

by R $money$ February 4, 2009

splotion

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.

If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.

by Scottie R September 7, 2008