Shooting blanks

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.

I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017

shooting the shit

To converse lightly, with no specific topic or objective in mind.

See also: shooting the breeze

So, Bill and I were shooting the breeze and suddenly we came up with an idea for a new website.

by handle187 October 31, 2003

Shooting Pearls

To "Shoot Pearls" is to give valuable advice, which may or may not be relevant.

Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.

by Andranoxi September 9, 2015

school shootings

America

Johnny-Hey Billy what's the definition of America
Billy-School shootings.

by Somethingfatandlarge November 1, 2021

shooting fish in a barrel

n. Expression referring to something that is easy and unchallenging, often used when describing a hunt or destroying an enemy.

Playing this game is easy! it's like shooting fish in a barrel!

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

shooting gallery

heroin users version of a crack house

he od'd over at the shooting gallery

by chillcat May 30, 2003

School shooting

What happens when the emo kids listens to too much screamo and foster the people

Are you a school shooter doing a school shooting

Hi I’m Barry Scott and now with new AKG 47
You can wipe those hallways clean of the society people who are normal.
If you buy now you will get an AKG 47 with a free mpx !
AKG 47 , fuck society

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020