Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

sploosh

female ejacultion

she splooshed all over the place

by splooshtasticq July 17, 2011

Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

sexual splasher

verb., when woman has an orgasm so intense that vaginal fluid splashes all over the surrounding area, leaving the male or female soaking wet from abdomen to thighs or lower legs and at times even more. Also called the mattress flipper because the mattress becomes so wet that the only way to lay on it comfortably afterwards is to flip the mattress and apply new sheets. Ussually only occurs in women who are uninhibited and enjoy the noises accompanying uninhibited sex and screaming when it feels so intensely good that they can think and/or feel nothing else but what is happening to themselves and sometimes their partner.

He pounded her so deep, yet touched her gently while speaking words of lust and/or love, which resulted in her having multiple sexual splashers as orgasms during one intense sexual experience.

by LiveNLearn February 8, 2015

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

by Golden029 December 14, 2016

Kentucky Splasher

The Kentucky Splasher a.k.a. the "Baton Rouge Bidet" is a personal hygiene technique wherein an individual finishes a bowel movement and promptly reaches their hand through their legs into the toilet bowl and with a cupped hand, splashes water onto their asshole to spruce it up with a clean finish.

Austin had wings for dinner and promptly rushed to the restroom. Unbeknownst to him he was out of toilet paper. Luckily, he was able to perform the old Kentucky Splasher and felt as good as new.

by PopeZig February 19, 2021

sush' sploosh

The dump one takes after gorging on copious amounts of sushi.

The bubble guts set in as soon as I polished off that sixth godzilla roll. I knew I was in for a serious case of the sush' sploosh.

by Genna Tailia July 24, 2010