Sploosh

a man jizzing uncontrolably to a girl.

The man splooshed all over the girls face

by Fzzie bear September 28, 2009

Sploosh

When a Brust of Cum exploes from the head of the penis

omg he use Splooshed all over my pumas!

kill that nigga!

by Teddy July 13, 2004

Sploosh

(1)-Adj.- To poop, and make something splash into a liquid. (Better be water.)
(2)-Verb- See Masturbate

"YAHHHHHH! *SPLOOSH!*" Or "*PHFFFTTTT!*"

by Rage April 24, 2003

Sploosh

The word used to describe the feeling and or sound of the water hitting your anal regions due to the splash from the crap you just took.

"the worst part of using the public restroom is the sploosh"

by Miguelito_Panda April 30, 2019

Sploosh

When Chris Moore can’t lift his fat ass out of the tub and he falls back in, resulting in water splooshing over the edges... Then he stays in the bath and jerks off to the Oracle.

I cant get my fat ass out of the tub and the water splooshed over the sides.

by MeepTC June 25, 2020

sploosh

When you've consumed a lot of liquid and your tummy gurgles.
Must be laughed at when it happens.

Greg: Don't fill up on so much water, Krissy!
Krissy: Whatever.
*sploosh*
Greg: Hahaha!

by I unno April 25, 2008

sploosh

Droplets or puddles of urine often found on toilet seats or around public urinals.

Guy 1 (wating for cubicle):"I need to shit so bad!"

Guy 2:"Dude, there's a free cubicle right there."

Guy 1: "Yeah, but there's sploosh all over the seat man."

Guy 2: "Gross!"

by BIGUP WGC January 24, 2011