Shlogging

The act of defecating in a sock, putting it in water, and beating someone with it.

derived from "shit-logging"

Josh was shlogging Garret.

by Josh Heape November 9, 2007

smooging

1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank

1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?

by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004

Spooging

A foul smelling musk that a snake releases from their vent. Spooging occurs when a snake is handled and is scared.

I picked up my snake and it started spooging all over me!

by Snake Spooger November 8, 2011

Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.

You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?

by weaselbeef June 17, 2011

Scrooging

Scrooging or to Scrooge is when a person breaks up with their significant the just before the holidays. Based on the personality of the character Ebenezer Scrooge, form Charles Dickens' novella A Christmas Carol.

Man 1: "I just broke up with Michelle. I figured I'd save my money this holiday season."

Man 2: "Ahh, a case of Scrooging at it's finest. Since you're so wealthy now, the first round's on you."

by Silky Ink Studios June 13, 2019

Spooging

A term commonly used for offloading your load.

"I just love spooging."
"I've just spooged."

by xDYRTx August 4, 2008

salooning

when you have a party and wake up to a living room floor of debris

"Oh we were salooning hard last night look at this mess!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"

by jellis.e July 13, 2017