Splonge

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017

Spongey

A Rebel, Someone who likes to make other people very angry, these types of people usually dont like to see the light above and would rather stay below the surface

Why Are You Being Such A Spongey

by fruitberries October 23, 2017

Spongey Muffin

The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.

Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!

by Spongeymuffinman May 30, 2018

Spongey

When someone is promiscuous or does something dirty.

That girl just hooked up with a married man. She’s so spongey.

He just used the bathroom and didn’t wash his hands... Spongey!

by Afg786baby February 16, 2020

Spongey

When you are absolutely ready to soak something up; to be fully ready for the experience to come. Derived from Spongebob Squarepants’ famous saying “I’m ready, I’m ready.” Can be used in all contexts, including: sexual experiences, first dates, watching favorite movies, going out with friends, etc.

Example A
Nicole: Did you hear Ariana Grande is going to be on the Voice?
John: As a judge?
Nicole: Yes! I’m so spongey for the show to come back again. It was getting hella dry.

Example B
Nicole: Demon Slayer Season 2 comes out in a October!
John: I know I’m hella spongey to see Tanjiro slay some demons!

by Chachamo July 26, 2021

spongeyvr

a gorilla tag tiktoker with a big pp and is good a gtag

OMG IS THAT SPONGEYVR

by spongeyvr March 11, 2022

Spongey

influenced by the popular american cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants

To act sorta like spongebob

I'm feeling kinda spongey today

by uwuaca November 25, 2023