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Sploogers

Underwear that you put back on after having sex all night and not bathing, then where them all day leaving sex smell and Splooge stains in the crotch.
I had to wear Sploogers all day at work because I didn't have time to go home and shower after fucking my buddy's wife last night.
by Afknoitall July 26, 2012
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Sploge

1. Sperm

2. Thrown Frozen Yogurt

3. The Gunk You Get In Your Eyes When Waking Up

4. A Indescribable Mess
1. Yo I covered that chick in my sploge.

2. I went sploging yesterday out of my friends car.

3. When I wake up i wipe the sploge from my eyes.

4. I walking into the house and it was sploge.
by JohnOrGod4Short April 25, 2010
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Cosby Sploogery

Dark, discolerd looking splooge that kind of looks like Bill Cosby, commonly related to a bladder infection.
"I gott go to the docter, last night i cosby splooged"

"Cosby Sploogery is most commonly found in men over 50"
by Monday Tuesday Wensday 1234567 February 6, 2010
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Splodering

When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.
John is really full of himself lately. He really needs some splodering.
by Fraddence December 9, 2012
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Splodger Dodger

dodging a flying poo

austin is a profesinall splodger dodger
by unyeetable July 20, 2022
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The Great 'sploder

The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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spooger

I called JP a spooger when he came in bobby's ass.
by ted brantford May 13, 2005
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