cunt splice

a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.

Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.

by hiromasasama May 15, 2009

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Sploda

A can or bottle of soda that has been shaken so that when it is opened, thrown, or tossed, it explodes.

That guy was REALLY pissing me off, so I gave him a sploda.

by PB92960 April 20, 2009

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Splacious

Tremendously better than great

This pizza is SPLACIOUS!

by BarelyGenius April 1, 2017

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spleclination

Spiders or the force

How does a panda hold bamboo shoots without thumbs? Must be spleclination.

by Rennar September 4, 2017

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Splicer

A male or female who's face resembles the face of a Bioshock like splicer. This involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.

- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.

- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.

- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.

Example 1: Donatella Versace is a splicer.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?

Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?

Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!

Guy 2: FACK!

Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF

Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!

by Gagnar June 6, 2011

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