splink

n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound

"raymond's a splink"

by caleb February 24, 2005

spinkspadoodle

The swirly lights you see when you are high; Your brain cells dying

Me:Dude I was chillin this weekend and totally saw spinkspadoodles
Alicia: SPINKSPADOODLE!!!

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

splinky

adjective. Happy, bouncy, cool, neat, fun! ...YAY! =)

Toe-socks are extremely splinky! Especially striped ones.

by Michele Morris April 26, 2006

splink

Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:

find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross

"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"

"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."

"Bring back Jimmy Saville."

"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"

"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."

"Mary loves SPLINK."

by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008

Splinkter

The word used to describe a person who is unable to decipher between a compliment and an insult.

Hey happy birthday bud!

Hey what the fuck does that mean?!

You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.

by GCess19 August 27, 2016

Slinks

Short for Sausage Links, describing skinny white guy legs (often burnt) protruding from cutoff jean shorts.

Man those slinks are an eyesore.

Can you believe she's checking out his

slinks?

Cover up them slinks.

He's showing off those slinks in all their glory.

by MKow August 17, 2017