speng patrol

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight

by piddla May 14, 2017

spleege

nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..

suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY

by spleege January 9, 2019

Reverse Splenderson

1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)

2. A mythical white claw flavor

As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.

by URSPECIALK99 June 2, 2020

speng

Speng originated from North West of England. It describes the ultimate ass, idiot, dumb dumb etc

basically c**t but socially acceptable

nice one you speng

you are such a speng

by BigWigga123 July 1, 2016

splendicity

When writing a paper, it is the point when you break through all writing barriers and words begin to flow through your mind and onto paper. At this point, writing your paper becomes very easy and the end of the document seems to approach rapidly.

Writing this paper for history class was so difficult until I reached literary splendicity, now I will be done in no time!

by M Ski April 13, 2008

spengaloid

a fucking annoying prick who complains at everything.

Oh Diana is such a spengaloid, always trying to piss me off

by DumbCunt273 June 13, 2018

Splenda Baby

Looks like sugar, tastes like sugar, but is "sugar" free.

Takes gifts and money and gives little or nothing in return.

Bought that bitch a Gucci purse and a pony and didn't even get a goodnight kiss. What a damn Splenda Baby!

by m2dirty September 13, 2011