When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
by matt311311 May 6, 2009
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Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
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a room in one's home primarily dedicated to viewing pornographic material; can also be defined at the container or area where one's pornographic materials are stored
My wife was cleaning out the closet this weekend and found my splat cave. I'm not getting laid for a week!
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Get the Splatoon 2 mug.He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.
by KFTaco May 12, 2016
Get the splat tim mug.According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.
by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018
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brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"
brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"
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