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The urban opposite of, and companion to, the Subgenius' "Slack". An all-encompassing force of primal, idiotic space energy; love/hate for earth, human and machine.
"The common man must have Splack, and have it more abundantly."

"Give the people Splack, and let them find their own way."
splack by DeeeEsss October 10, 2003
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A large possetting performed by a baby. Projected rather than dripping. Not to be confused with Splick, a much lesser form. A Splack is easily differered from a splick by the noise as it hits a solid floor.
Splack by JPMAY October 30, 2007
basically any type of stolen car
yo when i pull up hop in da splack
splack by jymgangmd September 7, 2019
Coined in the Chicago drill scene of recent years, used as a term to describe real gangsters or murderers.

We know in the recent interviews of Chicago gangsters that they do a lot of “self-snitching” or “self telling”, many have found ways around this by using the term” splack” instead of the latter.
“They know not to mess with me, I be riding around with real splacks.”
Splack by ReelHitta March 3, 2024
1. (v.) To collide with such intensity—physical, emotional, or sexual—that sound, sensation, and meaning dissolve into a single sacred plop of overwhelming contact.

2. (n.) The exact moment when pleasure, chaos, and cosmic timing converge into a reality-shattering climax. Often loud. Occasionally divine.

3. (adj.) Describing someone or something as irresistibly thicc, drippy, or otherwise on the verge of total sensual collapse. See: toothsome.

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Etymology:

Derived from the primal slap of wet skin against wet skin, but evolved through divine revelation during a deeply deranged museum date involving ramen, sweat, and a spiritually erotic viewing of Jupiter Ascending.
"Bro, that chashu was so fatty I nearly splacked right there in the booth."

"You keep lookin' at me like that, you're gonna get splacked into next Tuesday."

"Veloria’s count-to-six plop combo had me splackin’ like a possessed timpani drum."

"This fit is too clean to risk a splack, but fuck it, I’m in God’s hands now."
Splack by Veloria July 10, 2025

splack pack 

A Splack Pack is a set of balls.
splack pack by tjparsell March 11, 2007

splack these hams 

Acheiving orgasm on a woman's posterior, especially a badonkadonk
When I cum, I'm gonna splack these hams!
splack these hams by DiggerBlue August 17, 2006