1. (v.) To collide with such intensity—physical, emotional, or sexual—that sound, sensation, and meaning dissolve into a single sacred plop of overwhelming contact.
2. (n.) The exact moment when pleasure, chaos, and cosmic timing converge into a reality-shattering climax. Often loud. Occasionally divine.
3. (adj.) Describing someone or something as irresistibly thicc, drippy, or otherwise on the verge of total sensual collapse. See: toothsome.
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Etymology:
Derived from the primal slap of wet skin against wet skin, but evolved through divine revelation during a deeply deranged museum date involving ramen, sweat, and a spiritually erotic viewing of Jupiter Ascending.
2. (n.) The exact moment when pleasure, chaos, and cosmic timing converge into a reality-shattering climax. Often loud. Occasionally divine.
3. (adj.) Describing someone or something as irresistibly thicc, drippy, or otherwise on the verge of total sensual collapse. See: toothsome.
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Etymology:
Derived from the primal slap of wet skin against wet skin, but evolved through divine revelation during a deeply deranged museum date involving ramen, sweat, and a spiritually erotic viewing of Jupiter Ascending.
"Bro, that chashu was so fatty I nearly splacked right there in the booth."
"You keep lookin' at me like that, you're gonna get splacked into next Tuesday."
"Veloria’s count-to-six plop combo had me splackin’ like a possessed timpani drum."
"This fit is too clean to risk a splack, but fuck it, I’m in God’s hands now."
"You keep lookin' at me like that, you're gonna get splacked into next Tuesday."
"Veloria’s count-to-six plop combo had me splackin’ like a possessed timpani drum."
"This fit is too clean to risk a splack, but fuck it, I’m in God’s hands now."
by Veloria July 10, 2025
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