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turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
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Baccy Spinner

To hit a bong with only tobacco, equivalent to one cigarette or the desired effect of feeling dizzy or in most normal peoples cases -
nauseous. only done by desperate chavs who have little or no cannabis
yeh mate i had no weed so i has a few baccy spinners...mate
by Manav September 5, 2005
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Fidget spinner

A toy used for mental illnesses or something of at nature, like ADD, but is used as an expensive 'cool' thing to have by teenagers. Including elementary schools too.
Alex: Lemme see ur fidget spinner
Jake: No dude I spent $30 on this fidget get ur own
Alex: Just a spin?
Jake: u got ADD?
Alex: Nah dude
Jake: I do. So no.
by RitoshiHusky May 4, 2017
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sintergate

The discussion regarding the appearance of Zwarte Piet (sometimes translated as "Black Pete"). The appearance is believed to be offensive by some to people of African or Australian Aboriginal ancestry, and not offensive by others.
You and I can't be friends seeing as we have a difference stance on sintergate.
by datniggapimmdechinchilla October 28, 2014
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Fidget spinner

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.
"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"
by kevo02 May 13, 2017
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Midget spinner

When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner
I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night
by Smolpener June 26, 2017
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Spwintering

The combination of spring and winter, when seasons no longer define themselves, they just meld into one.
It's been spwintering in Georgia since November. Flip-flops and a parka.
by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa March 6, 2012
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