Spindle Dick

A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.

"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"

by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 6, 2018

spindling

When working with duct, pundling is a term that refers to accidentally pulling off a single thread of the tape, making it almost string like. Almost always unintentional.

"Shit, I have been spindling this roll of duct tape the entire day!"

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

off da spindle

"incredible," "unbelievable"

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!

by mattmaker July 16, 2003

spindling

A verb, it means the act of painting or staining spindles.

I just finished painting 138 spindles, and as with any repetitive tasks one's mind tends to wander. Suddenly the word spindling came to me to describe what I was doing, I believe I coined a new word...

I've spent the last two days painting that handrail going upstairs, it feels like I've been spindling for a week!

by Obtuse Engle November 30, 2018