sideshow mel

minor British sidekick on the Krusty the Clown TV series; infamous for the large bone(species unidentified)caught through his hair(which happens to resemble that of Marge Simpson, only more of a sea green and much shorter, supposedly stuck there due to a gum chewing incident) and for his common loud outbursts

"My opinion is as valid as the next man's!"

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004

wolf spider

WOLF SPIDERS are named as such because they have to eat really fast, in other words, "WOLF" down their food, their prey, because they do NOT use webs to catch their prey. They are GROUND spiders, they hunt their prey on the ground. (They're fast runners.) Therefore, they have to devour, or WOLF DOWN, their "catch" very fast so other ground spiders don't come and try to snatch the "catch," something WEB-making spiders don't have to worry about.

"Honey! Come see this wolf spider wolf down this cockroach!"
"Oh dear, that's disgusting!"
"Yeah hon, it reminds me of how your grandpa eats a chicken leg! Disgusting!"

by Love4Catholicism! — the ONLY! March 10, 2020

Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

by handymanCT December 17, 2009

Spider Penis

(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.

ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"

by Dean_o December 28, 2011

cock spider

ur dick in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .

damn ur mom gave me a cock spider last night ..

by brydon December 6, 2006

45 spider

An adaptor that allows large-hole 45 RPM records to be played on record players with a normal spindle.

A cheap, plastic gadget that snapped into the large center holes of 7-inch 45 records; unlike adaptors that were placed on the record player itself, these were meant to be installed on records, and usually left on permanently. The gadget consisted of several plastic arms radiating from a center containing the hole; the multiple arms' resemblence to spider legs is the source of the nickname "spider."

I need to get some 45 spiders for these singles, because I lost the adaptor that came with my turn table.

by SG Fan October 31, 2004

Spider

Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.

by A Human Male July 30, 2018