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Shinglet

A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.
Don't hit me, you shinglet!
Oh for shinglet sake!
Oh my shinglets!
Ted you shinglet!
by Shinglet Founder May 5, 2022
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Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.
I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.
by Snorn July 6, 2010
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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shingledecker

Someone who insessantly talks about nothing.
Ross, you are such a shingledecker.
by nc sailing July 30, 2006
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shingleberries

The aggregate particles composing the top layer of fiberglass/asphalt shingles used for pitched roofing, which eventually detach and end up in the rain gutters.
When I cleaned out my rain gutters last weekend they were were full of wet leaves and shingleberries. It was a mess!
by James Cox December 10, 2006
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Shingle Springs

A boring-ass hick town with three car dealerships, a high school, two liquor stores ran by two different kinds of not!Arabs, fifteen churches, and cheap, plentiful pot. It's like the bastard child of Idaho and California.
We live in Shingle Springs. There's nothing to do but smoke weed.
by Ross_V April 29, 2011
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crap on a shingle

1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"

4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
Hey sweetle, that was some good crap on a shingle.
by jeffbo April 10, 2009
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