stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

heat stroking

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.

Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.

by Reid C May 4, 2008

Jumeirah English Speaking School

A school in Dubai that is clapped and has a bunch of white thots that are the cringy as fuck. The school only cares about sports and winning.

person: i go to jumeirah english speaking school
other person: ew thot

by theogurbaner November 28, 2019

speaking moistly

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.

Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

by Cobra Chicken Wrangler April 10, 2020

Stroking Johnson

Male masturbation.

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.

by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016

Generally speaking money basics

Expressing agreement, you bawlt-ness, or just generally rootin and a'tootin

Person 1: You gonna light up that menthol?

Person 2: Generally speaking money basics! YOU BAWLT!

by Mike Kim April 16, 2008

Sperming

(verb) to ejaculate, cum, to grunt suddenly and passionately; exclaim

The new pledge got a sperming.

by suite1157 February 26, 2007