Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

spedoinkle

1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).

1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.

by Bryce September 12, 2003

piss sprinkler

(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.

(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.

The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.

by FreeFall the Psychaderelic October 3, 2010

Gym Sock Sprinkler

The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.

My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!

by Florida MILF May 13, 2010

vanilla with sprinkles

A vanilla with sprinkles person is someone who isn't exactly kinky or vanilla meaning they either vary or are somewhere in between.

"Im more of a vanilla with sprinkles, im into threesomes but i draw the line at blindfolds"

by actually batman October 22, 2017

sperminated

refers to someone pregnant.

"Why isn't Carla drinking?"
"She can't, dude, she's sperminated."

by dj1234 February 4, 2008

sprinkle me

1)to pass on knowledge to another
2) to pass a physical object


originated in the bay

jeff: where is four trees spot?

joe: i know, why should i tell you?

jeff: sprinkle me mane

joe: next to that church's chicken on 53rd

jeff: straight

by vicegrips.ceo. September 29, 2008