Tom Selleck

A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.

Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.

'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'

- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"

by bonbonvert February 4, 2010

Spellchecko

Noun. A spellchecko is similar to a typo, it is a real-but-incorrect word helpfully inserted by spellcheck software. It may happen when a spellchecker guesses the wrong word to fix a typo, or when it does not recognize a correct name or correct word and mistakenly "fixes" it into some wrong real word.

If you type "Mrs. Breats gave me two nicples for a dime" your computer may make a spellchecko on the proper name "Breats", and additional spellchecko while fixing the nickle typo:

"Mrs. breasts gave me two nipples for a dime."

by Alsee January 15, 2009

spellcheckese

A spoken street language where you throw in a random word or two in the middle of the sentence. This mimics the spellchecker contributions on mobile devices.

Joe: "It was meant to be cheesecake chicken, instead it was all chillies and ton of salt"
May: "WTF!"
Joe: "schezuan"

May:"Ah, spellcheckese"

by CXF0294 March 5, 2017

Scumbag Spellcheck

When your sending a text, tweet, or just typing and autocorrect changes it to make it sound dirty or plain retarded.

You: (typing on XVIDZ) "hot blond milf with nice ass vidz"

Once you press enter: "Your search for 'hot Blonde mild with nice add vida' did not find any results. Try some other popular vidz: (gay porn)"

You: "Ugh! Scumbag Spellcheck! WTF!"

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You: (texting a girl) "Hey bae gota get dos tities an dat ass..."

After sending you see it says: "Hey bale goat get does tiptoes and date add..."

You: "FUCK! SCUMBAG SPELLCHECK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TANGIBLE FUCK!?!?! FOR FUCKSSAKE! GODDAMMIT!!!"

by arthurlovesplastic February 18, 2014

spellchicken

One who is afraid to use the spell check function on their word processing program.

J: Look how many typos there are in this document.
T: It's no wonder. John's a spellchicken.

by joeybags February 22, 2011

The Selleck

When a woman makes a mustache of vaginal juices on a man's upper lip after she fingers herself.

Judy pleasured herself and then gave Scott the selleck.

by Caseyjones February 13, 2014

Tom Selleck

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.

After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..

by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005